THE WORKMEN UPDATE: I shall smack them. Smack them on their baldy heads. At about 10.45 I realised I hadn't heard anything from downstairs for about half an hour, so I went to investigate. And do you know what I found? NOTHING. And certainly no workmen. They'd either buggered off to God knows where, or they were both in the outside toilet together. They've been here since flipping 8am, and there's still no glass in the windows. All they've done is fitted some pieces of wood into the gap in the conservatory roof and put some woodfiller at the bottom of a door. What have they been doing? They've been here for almost FOUR HOURS! Why is there still no glass in my windows?? WHY???