In order to tell me he was going for a shower this morning, Alex
said "I'm going to soak my head". I heard "I'm going to suck my head". I
said "ohh, so that's why you take so long in there every morning". He
looked at me like I'd sold my marbles on ebay. I explained. He locked
himself in the bathroom.
It's damned unfair. I think I'm funny.